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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 23:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Are MAGA the "useful idiots" for the radical-right billionaires like Charles Koch and Elon Musk?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What type of crossdresser are you?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Why does Boko Haram attack its own Muslims?

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

What is your twin flame story?

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How do I build muscle easily with isometrics?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are 5 ways that can be done by the community to improve the public transport system?

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why are US customs agents so talkative? I cringed hard when a US customs agent asked me if I was on vacation. He doesn’t need to know why I went to another country as long as I am a U.S. citizen.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.